Gettin’ Old Has Its Perks

Dreams do come true if you work hard enough—or, in my case, wait long enough.

Keep Your Enemies Close

Finally! I can justify snooping online at work—and you can, too.

Put on Your Thinking Cap

You’ve gotta write those great ideas down—that’s the only reason I’m not a billionaire.

Who’s the Boss?

Spoiler alert: it isn’t you. So tread carefully.

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3…

I haven’t had a pop quiz in forever, and never in my optometric crime-fighting life, so here goes.

Watch Out for Those Gnats

I’ve got a good punctum story for y’all, if you stay with me.

Haters Gonna Hate

It’s a complex emotion reserved for rare occasions—you know, no shows, online glasses sales and patients presenting with a complaint.

Time to Get Serious About 2017

It’s never too late to make a resolution or two, unless you resolved to stop being late. Then you’re up a creek without a paddle.

If You Can’t Beat ’Em, Join ’Em

You optometry bullies know who you are, and I have a plan to get back on top.

Cover Your Assets

Patient education is tricky, but I’ve got a system that really works—as long as “huh?” counts as an answer.

November 3-5, 2017

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