Put on Your Thinking Cap

You’ve gotta write those great ideas down—that’s the only reason I’m not a billionaire.

Who’s the Boss?

Spoiler alert: it isn’t you. So tread carefully.

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3…

I haven’t had a pop quiz in forever, and never in my optometric crime-fighting life, so here goes.

Watch Out for Those Gnats

I’ve got a good punctum story for y’all, if you stay with me.

Haters Gonna Hate

It’s a complex emotion reserved for rare occasions—you know, no shows, online glasses sales and patients presenting with a complaint.

Time to Get Serious About 2017

It’s never too late to make a resolution or two, unless you resolved to stop being late. Then you’re up a creek without a paddle.

If You Can’t Beat ’Em, Join ’Em

You optometry bullies know who you are, and I have a plan to get back on top.

Cover Your Assets

Patient education is tricky, but I’ve got a system that really works—as long as “huh?” counts as an answer.

Get Online or Get Lost

Even your grandma has a Facebook account these days. Isn’t it time you finally became a real doctor, according to the internet?

Oh, How I Wish

You can’t always get what you want, but maybe one day you will meet a genie in a bottle. Be prepared with your list of demands.

October 6-7, 2017

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